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Musings for late September

It's that time. I am too tired and wiped out to write anything of substance but I promised myself I'd write at least every two weeks so I'll do some haikus. I promise a better blog very soon! Many ideas circulating in the cob webbed brain of mine.

Bad Blood

Singing Taylor Swift,

So catchy, yet annoying.

Time to grow up girl.

Luckiest Boy

Making fun of him

is my favorite thing to do.

Married to me. Lucky Boy.

Children

Kids! Go to bed now!

She tells me to stop yelling

then kisses my feet.

The Bus

Dave takes the day off.

The substitute drives by us.

We really miss Dave.

Our Anniversary

Aint got time for much.

No lingerie. No dinner.

Love of eleven.

The Dog

Otis out of crate

At the door, when we get home.

Forgot to lock door.

Downton Abbey

Downton, my candy.

How do I love thee, you ask.

Let me count the ways.

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