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The Week of April 1, 2010 in Haikus

Germs here and there. Yuck.
I wash hands and disinfect.
Still got sick. Boo hoo.

No kids on campus.
Time to get lots of work done.
Thank you for spring break.

Carrie the diva.
First, the sinus infection.
Then, the sliver. Damn.

Andy shaves his beard.
Carrie says, "You look different."
Soft as a bottom.

Moe and Frank visit.
Frank sits while while women do work.
Some things never change.

Went to the egg hunt.
Scared of the Easter bunny.
Not scared of candy.

Baby bump grows big.
Little one comes very soon.
28 days left.

Angry at the world.
Why do women make less dough?
Reading The Bell Jar.

Enjoyed the sunshine.
Got red skin to show for it.
Bring on summer time.

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